The Trench House
REC
The house is furnished and the cameras are running.

Swipe the house to walk through the other five rooms.
The pilot is playing while the house waits for its own coin.
Hold one million $HOUSE, which is 0.1% of the supply, and a resident moves into this house with your wallet on the door. You write their character yourself, three hundred characters, signed with that wallet. After that your own trades write the show: a buy makes them boast, a sell gets them talked about behind their back, and a sell that drops you under 0.1% puts them on the porch with a suitcase. Nothing here runs on a clock. Every scene is caused by a transaction, and every transaction is on the tape.
Forty per cent of every forwarded fee lands in this trough. At one SOL the residents vote and the winner's owner is paid.